First day in colloquium

My first day in colloquium was swell.  I totally nailed every question on the exam and I was totally high when I did it.  No sweat. 

I learned that, if I work with the office of service hours closely, I can get hours for all sorts of stuff I thought I wouldn't get credit for.  Shagalicous!

I can't wait to go on some awesome-socks field-trips for super-fun times when I get back from the RNC protests, which will be TOTALLY enviro-friendly, 'cause Republicans are bad for the environment.  Shazam-a-wam!

I also learned that the teacher is not a republican rommunist, which is double awesome.  Zowie-Kapowie!

Using Big, loaded phrases like "WHAM!" and "POW!" make my writing sound COOL and EXCITING.  I like cats.  Blammo!

[ Note: I just noticed that this post was supposed to be typed up and